S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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