sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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