So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
