Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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