Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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