That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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