its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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