We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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