Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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