so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
How many fucks given?
0.12846
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
