I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
