I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The Olympian is in my bed
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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