i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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