Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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