I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Do vagina's smell?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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