You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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