so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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