Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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