I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I forget how to act sober
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
