How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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