covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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