rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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