remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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