How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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