he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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