Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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