i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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