Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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