I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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