What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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