brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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