just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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