I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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