His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
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