I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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