i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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