Pants 0. Shit 1.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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