There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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