So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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