Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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