You really coming over, don't trick.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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