Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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