you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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