his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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