I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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