my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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