how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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