I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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