what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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