Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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