Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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