I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Randomize
