we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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