Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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