Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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