I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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